[No Spoilers] House of Cards Season 3 Live
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It’s the 27th! That means 13 shiny new episodes of House of Cards.
I’ll be your host tonight on this riveting liveblog full of ACTION (but no spoilers). Enjoy!
[7:15 PM] Here we go
[7:16 PM] That music. That shot. Is this what we think it is? Or are they going to pull a fast one on us?
[7:19 PM] Huh.
[7:19 PM] Hah.
[7:22 PM] Woah. Well…
[7:26 PM] WTF? Why is he there?
[7:27 PM] LOL. I’m going to do that to my kids.
[7:28 PM] I had a roommate like that. No joke.
[7:29 PM] U think I O U A Apology?
[7:33 PM] Wherever you are, I will find you and I will kill you. YES I KNOW THAT’S NOT THE ACTUAL QUOTE.
[7:40 PM] Speaking of everyone, I hear they love Raymond.
[7:43 PM] :) -> :(
[7:46 PM] No one has a clue at the Burrow. Fucking Weasleys.
[7:51 PM] Shit’s scary yo. Also fuck that guy.
[7:53 PM] No product placement will ever be as blatant as “Is that a PS Vita?”
[8:00 PM] Shit’s hairy yo. Also fuck that guy.
[8:03 PM] No don’t! Keep refusing!
[8:04 PM] BRB Gotta get snacks. Stay tuned folks!
[8:26 PM] Back on track. Resuming.
[8:28 PM] That condescension
[8:37 PM] Shit it takes a cold person to want that.
[8:42 PM] Well produced C-Span could be really cool.
[8:44 PM] lol. You done fucked up.
[8:46 PM] oh. You done fucked up.
[8:48 PM] That music is familiar. Reminds me of a particular comment.
[8:53 PM] He certainly is a son of a bitch.
[8:59 PM] That’s a jump. Also fuck those snide comments.
[9:01 PM] I like this scene. Also holy fuck did it take me a long time to realize that they live in the Whitehouse now.
[9:01 PM] A collect call from - Ayla Sayyad - an inmate at the Maryland Correctional Facility (Ya’ll fuckers didn’t even listen to that series, did you?)
[9:05 PM] I can’t even keep up with all that’s going on!
[9:06 PM] Have you ever noticed that all two times have been transactional? And yet I’m still not sure that’s so bad
[9:08 PM] SMASH IT!
[9:10 PM] What do you have in mind? “A vague monologue”
[9:11 PM] The music this season is on point.
[9:14 PM] Maaaaaaaaan. Fuck you and your incompetence.
[9:19 PM] Whoops. Froze my beer.
[9:20 PM] Political correspondence: We speculate that they’re considering assume that this statistic explains the american public’s assumption of speculation.
[9:26 PM] Damn. That would fucking sweet to see.
[9:27 PM] I’m going to start calling him Rob (man was that an obscure reference)
[9:28 PM] P.S. guys, it’s fucking hard to do this and to pay attention to what’s actually happening. There is no doubt in my mind that the Jenny story was entirely made up.
[9:33 PM] Well, it was symbolic.
[9:37 PM] “Impressive. But also fuck you”
[9:42 PM] I’m a young people.
[9:43 PM] AMERICANS KNOW THAT CITY
[9:43 PM] Sarcastic af
[9:44 PM] No, you’re just accidentally wasting my time. Forgive me, I don’t know these quotes well enough.
[9:50 PM] Did I mention that the music is on point?
[9:52 PM] Shit. I think that might have actually been them. Like IRL.
[9:56 PM] Wait, but wasn’t that the goal? Or is everyone being played?
[9:58 PM] Ugh. I liked you better at the end of last season.
[10:00 PM] That was such a good exchange. Other than the fact that one person is a total douchebag.
[10:01 PM] I want a liquor bottle made of gold.
[10:03 PM] There’s got to be some political gain happening here. I just can’t tell what it is.
[10:06 PM] Is that [redacted]? (sorry guys. that one had a spoiler :x)
[10:07 PM] Woah. Did that just happen?
[10:13 PM] I can’t even talk about code that coherently at that point in my night.
[10:21 PM] Had to rewatch that section like 4 times. I think I followed.
[10:22 PM] I feel like everything is symbolic. It probably is.
[10:23 PM] GET ME A CONTINENT ON THE PHONE
[10:24 PM] The further into this I get, the harder it is to not spoil things. Who would’ve thought?
[10:27 PM] Damn.
[10:28 PM] Lol. They’re not very good.
[10:50 PM] We’re back after a brief musical interlude
[10:57 PM] Shit. I already forgot what the significance of this interaction is. I think I’m losing steam.
[11:03 PM] Oh yeah. I remember now.
[11:04 PM] The funny part is that I wouldn’t even be a little surprised if those systems actually looked like that. We all remember [I can’t give it away :(].
[11:09 PM] How worthless can you be?
[11:12 PM] I thought I was special D:
[11:15 PM] I held my tongue for as long as I could. I don’t like that hair.
[11:19 PM] Finally.
[11:20 PM] SHUT UP HALLWAY BROS I’M TRYING TO WATCH HOUSE OF CARDS
[11:22 PM] Wow. That thing that happened totally caused other things to happen.
[11:24 PM] When’s that thing that I was looking forward too going to happen?
[11:26 PM] There’s something incredibly creepy about fishing for answers that you already know.
[11:29 PM] Not sure if play or srs. This show mirite?
[11:32 PM] WTF is he wearing? Am I seeing things?
[11:33 PM] Show yourself, Peter.
[11:35 PM] Actually, I don’t think I’ll buy this.
[11:36 PM] Holy fuck. How symbolize 101.
[11:37 PM] Ok, Ok. I think that’s enough for tonight. My attention is slipping and the alcohol is setting in. Tune in next time for another spoiler free liveblog. G’night BB. -
[10:42 AM] Welcome back! I hope you’re ready to get back on this crazy ride, I know I am.
[10:46 AM] I’ve taken that picture before!
[10:47 AM] I’d go to that.
[10:49 AM] LET US SHOVE THIS CHARACTER’S ROLE DOWN YOUR THROAT.
[10:53 AM] Icy.
[10:56 AM] It hard to say from this biased of a perspective, but I think they’re trying to show that everyone sucks.
[10:58 AM] Let’s play the “Who’s sponsoring this show” game. It’s a very easy game.
[11:04 AM] I am a fan of the plays on real people’s names.
[11:07 AM] Ok, Maybe I lied about that PS Vita thing… “This comment is incredibly forced so I can name as many sponsors as possible”
[11:09 AM] Who the fuck is this?
[11:13 AM] That color… gross…
[11:18 AM] Still not going to buy it.
[11:22 AM] :(
[11:27 AM] Practically Ursula.
[11:32 AM] lol at these demographics.
[11:38 AM] I like the implications.
[11:41 AM] “I’m very demanding!” Oh wait, that’s every character, isn’t it?
[11:50 AM] PICK YOUR BATTLES ASSHOLE.
[11:55 AM] You know nothin’ John snuh. What a fucker.
[12:01 PM] This is not what I expected.
[12:06 PM] Woah. Pointed.
[12:07 PM] Cynical af.
[12:10 PM] >:(
[12:16 PM] >:( >:( >:(
[12:19 PM] WHY THE FUCK!? >:( FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[12:24 PM] Holy fuck.
[12:26 PM] I think that’s a good place for a break. Be back at 1pm.
[12:55 PM] Back
[12:58 PM] I’m not fooled. I know what’s going on.
[12:59 PM] I was fooled. I didn’t know what was going on.
[1:05 PM] That didn’t happen. Ok. Wait. It - nevermind.
[1:08 PM] No one can have good hair in the wind.
[1:18 PM] She makes a good point.
[1:19 PM] And that’s why he shouldn’t be there you idiot.
[1:22 PM] Wow. That was… wow…
[1:32 PM] About time.
[1:33 PM] Get over it. Like srsly.
[1:35 PM] Whoever writes these is pretty good.
[1:40 PM] I should go there sometime…
[1:47 PM] Yeah, I’ll buy this one.
[1:53 PM] Nice. That was pretty awesome.
[1:54 PM] :)
[1:55 PM] OK, I’m barely paying attention at all anymore. See you guys later. -
lmao wft does any of this even mean?
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@Almost that’s how I felt when reading this while watching HoC season 3.
