Gumwrapper Truth or Truth

[Almost]

So here I am, chewing gum like any other guy would, but what’s that? Truth or dare on my gum wrapper? So I get to reading the truths and dares, and they suck. I mean really suck. “Dare: Speak the lyrics of your favorite song in a British accent.” How is that even a dare? Fuck the dares. What about the truths? “Truth: if you could rewrite history what would you change?” Hey, not bad. Not good, but not bad. So then I think, ‘Ya know who’d be in for some truth or dare truth? BB.’ ‘Yeah right. Like they do anything,’ I responded to myself. And so here I am.

Welcome to Almost’s Truth or Truth, with your host ALMOST! *applause*

Truth #1: If you were a candy bar, what would you be?
Truth #2: What’s something no one knows about you?
Truth #3: If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
Truth #4: Would you ever live in a tree house?
Truth #5: What kind of smoothie flavor would you be?
Truth #6: Are you more or less mature than your age suggests?
Truth #7: Is your glass half full or half empty?
Truth #8: How much money would you need to retire?
Truth #9: What’s your favorite way to celebrate?

Thanks for playing guys! That’s all for now (I’m out of gum).

Part 2 - The Sequel
Truth #10: I wish I were more ________.
Truth #11: What motivates you to succeed?
Truth #12: Share your most embarrassing guilty pleasure.
Truth #13: What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had?
Truth #14: Dentist or principal’s office?
Truth #15: If you could cook any gourmet meal, what would it be?
Truth #16: Who is the hottest person in the room right now?
Truth #17: If you could go to the movies right now, what would you see?
Truth #18: Do you have any tattoos your parents don’t know about?
Truth #19: What happens to you when you get nervous?
Truth #20: What’s something you wish you could take back?
Truth #21: What’s at the top of your bucket list?
Truth #22: What’s your favorite drink?
Truth #23: What did you think was underrated?
Truth #24: Have you ever snuck out? How many times?
Truth #25: Who’s the first person you kissed, and would you like a do-over?
Truth #26: When you were little, what did you think was under your bed?
Truth #27: Who is your crush?
Truth #28: Are you more often the heartbreaker or the heartbroken?
Truth #29: What is your dream car?
Truth #30: What was the scariest moment that ever happened to you?
Truth #31: What’s your worst personality trait? How would you change it?
Truth #32: Who scares you?
Truth #33: Has music ever inspired you to make a big decision?
Truth #34: Who do you fantasize about?

[Lyeta]

Id be a 3 musketeers

[Scuzz]

Caramac

[GoaNy]

Prince Polo

[President_Choob]

Delicious.

[Antu]

None, I don’t like people eating me.

[Lyeta]

@Antu said:

None, I don’t like people eating me.

Boo… you suck!

[Scuzz]

@Antu Everyone likes getting eaten out once in a while

[Almost]

fak u choob.

I’d be Caramello.

Truth #2: What’s something no one knows about you?

[Scuzz]

I like some songs by Taylor Swift

[Schamper]

Truth 1: something something waffle flavored.

Truth 2: Do only a couple people count as “no one”? Scuzz did so I’m going to do it as well.
Mostly the only the people I did drugs with know I did drugs. Also that I like Taylor Swift.

[Lyeta]

That i am actually a translucent purple cat with a wicked grin telling cryptic riddles to stoned little girls in the forest and snickering at their misguided delusions in their confusions

[Schamper]

@Lyeta buddy of mine saw you once.

[Antu]

I love midnight cheese.

[theDaftDev]

@Almost said:

Truth #1: If you were a candy bar, what would you be?
Truth #2: What’s something no one knows about you?

Truth #1: I’d be a lemon flavored carambar.
Truth #2: I can’t find anything :c

Before this thread continues… dashes forward
Why not to propose a new truth/dare once you answered the last user’s one?
I don’t mean that all the truths/dares must stack up and you answer all of it, but more like you just answer the one that the last poster has submitted?
Once you did, you just submit a new one yourself, and the thread keeps going?
Dis’ just a suggestion.

So I’d submit a new dare for the next of you fellas passing by:
#Dare: Touch your nose with your tongue.

[Schamper]

@theDaftDev I can’t do that…

[theDaftDev]

@Schamper

Well I’m afraid your whole life is a failure from now on :c
Submit a truth/dare anyway :P !

[Almost]

@theDaftDev no. This is Truth or Truth. No dares allowed.

[Lyeta]

@Antu said:

I love midnight cheese.

Lol best secrets are ones everyone knows about

[Lyeta]

@Schamper said:

@Lyeta buddy of mine saw you once.

Were they appropriately traumatized?