[spoilers] Monument Valley
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Monument Valley
The disappointingly short, narcissistically beautiful iODroid game that you always wanted.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should know that Monument Valley is a well praised iOS puzzle game where, in order to complete each level, you must navigate dynamic, impossible geometry. At the very least, you should know it’s known for it’s beautiful, isometric graphics.
Once you play a couple levels, it becomes pretty obvious that this is an iOS game with a distinctively Android feel
This iODroid game knows it’s beautiful. At any point you can use the iOS-ish action button to bring up a menu where you can take a fantastic screen shot of the distinctly android graphics through an interface that was clearly never tested on Lollipop.
The game play is decent. Although you’ve got this fucking glowing woman
Fuck you too, glowing woman.
Apparently, you hide magical shapes under that pointy hat
And then there’s this friendly totem pole dude.
Apparently he can go fuck himself.
So anyway, there’s that fucking glowing woman again
Are you going to judge me again? Apparently I’ve forgotten the sacred geometry.
Uh… Is that me? Am I a crow people?
RIght, so I guess everyone’s dead.
Srsly, this game looks really cool
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Oh, so I was a crow people
Oh, I guess that’s it? Except for the 8 new levels for only $2!
Overall this game is a great looking iOS app that wants to be an android app. It’s short, and relatively easy. And I enjoyed all of its bullshit. I definitely recommend you try it out, especially if you have chromecast/rewards/amazon credit floating around.
Let me know what ya’ll though of it. I thought it was stupid, fun, and gorgeous.
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It’s currently £0.49 on the UK Play store.
