[Mangle:] There, right there. Look at that tan, well tinted skin Look at the killer shape he’s in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please, he’s gay, totally gay [Bonnie:] I’m not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate. The totally straight expatriate. This guy’s not gay, I say, not gay. [Mangle & Bonnie:] That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume. That a man who wears perfume. Is automatically medically fay? [Jeremy:] But look at his quoft and crispy locks. [Bonnie:] Look at his silk translucent socks. [Jeremy:] There’s the eternal paradox. Look, what we’re seeing. [Bonnie:] What are we seeing? [Jeremy:] Is he gay? [Bonnie:] Of course, he’s gay! [Jeremy:] Or European? [Everyone:] Gay or European? It’s hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European? [Mike:] Well, hey don’t look at me. [Toy Bonnie & Chica:] You see, they bring their boys up. Different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports. [Everyone:] In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They will say things like, “Ciao, bella.” While they kiss you on both cheeks. [Toy Chica] Oh please. [Everyone:] Gay or European? So many shades of gray! [Foxy:] Depending on the time of day, the French go either way. [Everyone:] Is he gay or European? [Mangle:] Look right there! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro-hetro jerk! That guy’s not gay, I say no way! [Everyone:] That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically Certainly, certainly, genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay. Dammit, gay or European? [Phone Guy:] So stylish and relaxed. [Everyone:] Is he gay or European? [Vincent:] I think his chest is waxed. [Toy Chica & Toy Bonnie:] But they bring their boys up different. There it’s culturally diverse. It’s not a fashion curse. [Everyone:] If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? [Chica:] I still can’t crack the code. Yet, his accent is hypnotic. But his shoes are pointy toed. [Everyone:] Gay or European? So many shades of gray! [Springtrap & Golden Freddy] But if he turns out straight. We’re free at eight on Saturday. [Everyone:] Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro? [Fritz] Wait a minute! Give Kevin a chance to crack this guy. He has an idea he’d like to try. [Phone Guy:] The floor is yours. [Kevin:] So, Mr. Toy Freddy This alleged affair with Ms. Toy Chica. Has been going on for? [Toy Freddy:] Two years. [Kevin:] And your first name again is? [Toy Freddy:] Freddy. [Kevin:] And your boyfriend’s name is? [Toy Freddy:] Freddy Fazbear. gasp [Toy Freddy:] I’m sorry! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend! I thought you said best friend! Freddy Fazbear is my best friend! [Freddy:] You bastard! TICK You lying bastard! TICK That’s it! I’m not covering for you, anymore! People, I have a big announcement! This guy is gay and European! [Everyone:] Whoa [Freddy:] And neither is his place. You’ve got to stop your being a completely closet case. It’s me, not her he’s seeing. No matter what he says. I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way. You are so gay, you big parfait. You flaming boy in cabaret. [Toy Freddy:] I’m straight. [Freddy:] You were not yesterday. So if I may, I’m proud to say. He’s gay. [Everyone:] And European. [Freddy:] He’s gay. [Everyone:] And European. He’s gay and European and gay. [Toy Freddy:] Fine! OK! I’m gay! [Everyone & Freddy:] Hooray! random chatter [Freddy & Toy Freddy:] Fine! OK! We’re gay!

Hey, welcome to BB. I occasionally lurk this forum, including the bathrooms. btw web design is fun. I used to do it a bit to practice CSS, but I eventually moved on to writing scripts. I have a long list of todos, study-wise.