Scuzz’s mum is on everyone’s bucket list

To have local booze and meal at least once from each civilized region

A friendship i had years back that I lost

I get rather agitated and i fidget or pace

@theDaftDev but you make such a lovely trap

I had one but guardian knew about it so no none didnt know about

Is it just me or does jojo look rather feminine…

Pan

Yeah same
Alone in room so me

Herbes de Provence-Crusted Lamb Chops

Dentist

Biggest surprise mightve been when i found out my friend alex was localizing and id get to spend time with him

I think my biggest embarrassing guilty pleasure…is i really enjoy emotionally hurting people…making them cry and suffer in abject despair…

@Almost said:

Motivation.

Fitting follow up:
What motivates you to succeed?

Others saying i can’t do it or am not good enough

Capable

No none of us remember you go away
We dun luv you no mo!

https://youtu.be/QTcK1jhSMwo

https://youtu.be/8CgBs3-BlqA

[Mangle:]

There, right there.
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he’s in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he’s gay, totally gay

[Bonnie:]
I’m not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate.
The totally straight expatriate.
This guy’s not gay, I say, not gay.

[Mangle & Bonnie:]
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume.
That a man who wears perfume.
Is automatically medically fay?

[Jeremy:]

But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

[Bonnie:]
Look at his silk translucent socks.

[Jeremy:]
There’s the eternal paradox.
Look, what we’re seeing.

[Bonnie:]

What are we seeing?

[Jeremy:]
Is he gay?

[Bonnie:]

Of course, he’s gay!

[Jeremy:]

Or European?

[Everyone:]
Gay or European?
It’s hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?

[Mike:]
Well, hey don’t look at me.

[Toy Bonnie & Chica:]
You see, they bring their boys up.
Different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

[Everyone:]
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like, “Ciao, bella.”
While they kiss you on both cheeks.

[Toy Chica]
Oh please.

[Everyone:]
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

[Foxy:]
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

[Everyone:]
Is he gay or European?

[Mangle:]

Look right there!
Look at that condescending smirk!
Seen it on every guy at work!
That is a metro-hetro jerk!
That guy’s not gay, I say no way!

[Everyone:]

That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically
Certainly, certainly, genetically, medically gay?
Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay.
Dammit, gay or European?

[Phone Guy:]
So stylish and relaxed.

[Everyone:]
Is he gay or European?

[Vincent:]
I think his chest is waxed.

[Toy Chica & Toy Bonnie:]
But they bring their boys up different.
There it’s culturally diverse.
It’s not a fashion curse.

[Everyone:]
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?

[Chica:]
I still can’t crack the code.
Yet, his accent is hypnotic.
But his shoes are pointy toed.

[Everyone:]
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

[Springtrap & Golden Freddy]
But if he turns out straight.
We’re free at eight on Saturday.

[Everyone:]
Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro?

[Fritz]
Wait a minute!
Give Kevin a chance to crack this guy.
He has an idea he’d like to try.

[Phone Guy:]
The floor is yours.

[Kevin:]
So, Mr. Toy Freddy
This alleged affair with Ms. Toy Chica.
Has been going on for?

[Toy Freddy:]

Two years.

[Kevin:]
And your first name again is?

[Toy Freddy:]

Freddy.

[Kevin:]
And your boyfriend’s name is?

[Toy Freddy:]

Freddy Fazbear.

gasp

[Toy Freddy:]
I’m sorry! I misunderstood!
You said boyfriend!
I thought you said best friend! Freddy Fazbear is my best friend!

[Freddy:]
You bastard!

TICK

You lying bastard!

TICK

That’s it! I’m not covering for you, anymore!
People, I have a big announcement!
This guy is gay and European!

[Everyone:]
Whoa

[Freddy:]

And neither is his place.
You’ve got to stop your being a completely closet case.
It’s me, not her he’s seeing.
No matter what he says.
I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way.
You are so gay, you big parfait.
You flaming boy in cabaret.

[Toy Freddy:]
I’m straight.

[Freddy:]
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I’m proud to say.
He’s gay.

[Everyone:]

And European.

[Freddy:]
He’s gay.

[Everyone:]

And European.
He’s gay and European and gay.

[Toy Freddy:]

Fine! OK! I’m gay!

[Everyone & Freddy:]
Hooray!

random chatter

[Freddy & Toy Freddy:]

Fine! OK! We’re gay!

@Firelad said:

@Lyeta said:

Then your just S.o.L

I dare you to say that again.

Then your just S.o.L.