Mazda MX5 flash to pass mod
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I’ve had my new toy/project for a couple weeks now. I’ve already had to fix it as the alternator belt snapped just as I pulled into the car park outside my house. Fortunately the guy who I bought it off was nice and he gave me a couple belts and £20 to buy myself a new one if the ones he gave me were the wrong belts.
I don’t have any decent pictures of the car other than the back end and the steering wheel… Hopefully when I have it cleaned and running a bit better I’ll get some sorted.
Flash to Pass
As my MX5 is a Japanese import and one of the very first (25 years old) it is missing the “Flash to Pass” that the later UK spec models and I think the Australian models have. Maybe the American version too?
Flash to Pass is basically when you flash your lights at someone when letting them pass, acknowledgement and warning people about the speed camera you just passed :P
The mark 1 MX5 has pop up headlights. You can pop them up with a button on the dash that does not turn the lights on. You can also flash people when they are like this. If the headlights are down and you flash they just flash at the ground. No one can really see that.To fix this (non)issue all you need is a 3 amp diode. Cost me 60p from Maplin.
What you will need to do now is remove the two plastic cover things around the steering column. The black box looking thing behind the steering wheel in the above picture. This is held together by 3 screws.Once that is off you need to pull the white connector from the back, the one closest to the right of the column.
No you want to jam that diode into the white connector. Making sure it goes into where the thick red and white wire goes and also where the black and white wire goes. Making sure the silver end is connected to the black and white wire.
Connect the white connected back up and try it out. The headlights should pop up with the full beam on. Flash to pass!
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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10/10 would read again.
