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    Jellyforme

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    • 1,000th post

      I, Jellyforme, have been fortunate enough to claim the 1,000th post of this website. It is an honor and I would also like to thank the people who this would not be possible

      without. @Almost for posting a good chunk of the posts here. @Scuzz and @Schamper for creating the website. @theDaftDev for shitposting and DDOSing. @Sly for not being a

      manlet like @1UP. @GoaNY and @Lyeta for the music/games. But to the most important one of all, I would like to thank @Jellyforme. Without you, this wouldn’t have ever been

      possible and I will always love you. You the real MVP.

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • Fitness General

      If you have ever thought about lifting, now is the time. Since most of you are between the ages of 18-24, you still have wiggle room to get some late puberty gains and beginner growth. If you’re able to stick to a routine and diet, you can go from skinny/overweight to a decent physique in a year. You won’t look like much to other lifters, but to the general populace you will be in the top percent of looks physically and you will see differences in your health/mood.

      Post questions, images, videos or whatever you want that is fitness-related. Also, feel free to post goals/accomplishments that you’re proud of.

      Resources

      ####Diet
      Find your caloric requirements - http://iifym.com/tdee-calculator/
      Macros - http://www.weighttraining.com/blog/a-step-by-step-guide-to-mastering-your-daily-macros
      Protein Foods - http://www.muscleandstrength.com/recipes/high-protein

      ####Weightlifting Routines
      Beginner
      Starting Strength - http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/The_Starting_Strength_Novice/Beginner_Programs
      Stronglifts 5x5 - http://stronglifts.com/

      Intermediate
      5/3/1 Routine - http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/how_to_build_pure_strength
      Madcow - http://stronglifts.com/madcow-5x5-training-programs/

      Advanced
      Olympic Lifting - http://danjohn.net/beginners/
      ####Calisthenics - Body Weight
      Fitloop - https://fitloop.co/
      Calisthenics Discussion - http://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness
      Beginner routine - http://www.startbodyweight.com/p/start-bodyweight-basic-routine.html

      ####Muscle Groups
      Muscles and Stretches - http://wserver.flc.losrios.edu/~willson/fitnessHandouts/muscleGroups.html
      Muscle Groups - http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/anatomy.htm

      More will be added as time goes on.

      ##We’re all gonna make it

      posted in The lounge fitness general
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Post Your Desktop

      @SaNiTYs_EnD alt text

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Oi‰‰‰‰‰‰

      @theDaftDev said:

      New hat. You make no sense. collapses on himself
      No.

      What the fuck?

      posted in Introductions
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Do you miss PSP?

      i was only 12 years old when it first happened
      i was watching pewdiepie play my favorite game, five nights at freddy’s
      suddenly, halfway through the episode the lights in my house started to flicker
      somehow they turned into black lights which exposed the abundance of cum everywhere from when i touched myself to pewdiepie
      i was scared now because my parents may see the cum and inquire as to what i have been jacking off to
      my worries drifted away as bonnie burst in my door gripping his throbbing cock in one hand and my father’s head in the other
      suddenly toy chica flew in through my window and started furiously fingering herself in the cloaca or whatever chickens have with both arms and she had my mother’s head in her mouth
      i knew what was going to happen
      i had to fuck every last one of them
      toy bonnie and mangle crashed through the roof and started fisting eachother in their manginas
      this got me so hard and i was just about to cum but then shrek appeared behind me and laid a hand on my shoulder
      “not yet laddy, if you cum too early they’ll rip your dick off”
      i tried my best to kill my boner for the time being but it was no use because the rest of the animatronics entered my room and did sexy stuff and that got me super horny
      a wave of sperm errupted from my rock hard 2 inch member and drenched the whole room in cum
      they all looked at me furiously and started masturbating even more furiously
      balloon boy punched me in the dick and started to rip it off but golden freddy made a gesture to him so he stopped and instead shoved a balloon up my ass and started filling it with cum
      the balloon caused me to slowly float up through the hole in the roof and just before i passed out from the pain i saw them having a massive animatronic gang bang
      i woke up in the middle of arizona with animatronic cum in my ass and a bleeding dick and walked to the nearest civilivation
      i reached sanctuary and once more passed out to awake in a hospital with police and doctors questioning me
      i told them everything i knew but it was no use, they weren’t ready for freddy
      i was sent back home with some pain medicine and carried on with life the best i could
      i still masturbate to pewdiepie sometimes

      posted in Gaming
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Who is upgrading to Windows 10?

      @Almost said in Who is upgrading to Windows 10?:

      His English is too good for that excuse.

      He’s not thinking clearly after a session with your mum

      posted in General Computing
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Fitness General

      @Scuzz No, but it is a good idea to do it. Nobody can really get all of their required vitamins/minerals every day from eating food. Good thing you found your problem though. :)

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U930cmnHg8s

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Mazda MX5 flash to pass mod

      It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

      I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

      Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

      I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQahplNiS8

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme

    Latest posts made by Jellyforme

    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLXS0bjSCs

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxSoZyxqzSc

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQahplNiS8

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8WJdr5ttg

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Who is upgrading to Windows 10?

      @Almost said in Who is upgrading to Windows 10?:

      His English is too good for that excuse.

      He’s not thinking clearly after a session with your mum

      posted in General Computing
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: I did shit today

      I fucked @Almost’s mum for the 100th time.

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Do you miss PSP?

      i was only 12 years old when it first happened
      i was watching pewdiepie play my favorite game, five nights at freddy’s
      suddenly, halfway through the episode the lights in my house started to flicker
      somehow they turned into black lights which exposed the abundance of cum everywhere from when i touched myself to pewdiepie
      i was scared now because my parents may see the cum and inquire as to what i have been jacking off to
      my worries drifted away as bonnie burst in my door gripping his throbbing cock in one hand and my father’s head in the other
      suddenly toy chica flew in through my window and started furiously fingering herself in the cloaca or whatever chickens have with both arms and she had my mother’s head in her mouth
      i knew what was going to happen
      i had to fuck every last one of them
      toy bonnie and mangle crashed through the roof and started fisting eachother in their manginas
      this got me so hard and i was just about to cum but then shrek appeared behind me and laid a hand on my shoulder
      “not yet laddy, if you cum too early they’ll rip your dick off”
      i tried my best to kill my boner for the time being but it was no use because the rest of the animatronics entered my room and did sexy stuff and that got me super horny
      a wave of sperm errupted from my rock hard 2 inch member and drenched the whole room in cum
      they all looked at me furiously and started masturbating even more furiously
      balloon boy punched me in the dick and started to rip it off but golden freddy made a gesture to him so he stopped and instead shoved a balloon up my ass and started filling it with cum
      the balloon caused me to slowly float up through the hole in the roof and just before i passed out from the pain i saw them having a massive animatronic gang bang
      i woke up in the middle of arizona with animatronic cum in my ass and a bleeding dick and walked to the nearest civilivation
      i reached sanctuary and once more passed out to awake in a hospital with police and doctors questioning me
      i told them everything i knew but it was no use, they weren’t ready for freddy
      i was sent back home with some pain medicine and carried on with life the best i could
      i still masturbate to pewdiepie sometimes

      posted in Gaming
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Do you miss PSP?

      nah

      posted in Gaming
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: Mazda MX5 flash to pass mod

      It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

      I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

      Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

      I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme
    • RE: What are you listening to today?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U930cmnHg8s

      posted in The lounge
      JellyformeJ
      Jellyforme