https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLXS0bjSCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxSoZyxqzSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQahplNiS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8WJdr5ttg

@Almost said in Who is upgrading to Windows 10?:

His English is too good for that excuse.

He’s not thinking clearly after a session with your mum

I fucked @Almost’s mum for the 100th time.

i was only 12 years old when it first happened
i was watching pewdiepie play my favorite game, five nights at freddy’s
suddenly, halfway through the episode the lights in my house started to flicker
somehow they turned into black lights which exposed the abundance of cum everywhere from when i touched myself to pewdiepie
i was scared now because my parents may see the cum and inquire as to what i have been jacking off to
my worries drifted away as bonnie burst in my door gripping his throbbing cock in one hand and my father’s head in the other
suddenly toy chica flew in through my window and started furiously fingering herself in the cloaca or whatever chickens have with both arms and she had my mother’s head in her mouth
i knew what was going to happen
i had to fuck every last one of them
toy bonnie and mangle crashed through the roof and started fisting eachother in their manginas
this got me so hard and i was just about to cum but then shrek appeared behind me and laid a hand on my shoulder
“not yet laddy, if you cum too early they’ll rip your dick off”
i tried my best to kill my boner for the time being but it was no use because the rest of the animatronics entered my room and did sexy stuff and that got me super horny
a wave of sperm errupted from my rock hard 2 inch member and drenched the whole room in cum
they all looked at me furiously and started masturbating even more furiously
balloon boy punched me in the dick and started to rip it off but golden freddy made a gesture to him so he stopped and instead shoved a balloon up my ass and started filling it with cum
the balloon caused me to slowly float up through the hole in the roof and just before i passed out from the pain i saw them having a massive animatronic gang bang
i woke up in the middle of arizona with animatronic cum in my ass and a bleeding dick and walked to the nearest civilivation
i reached sanctuary and once more passed out to awake in a hospital with police and doctors questioning me
i told them everything i knew but it was no use, they weren’t ready for freddy
i was sent back home with some pain medicine and carried on with life the best i could
i still masturbate to pewdiepie sometimes

nah

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U930cmnHg8s

The goal of the thread is to rhyme the previous line and keep it going as long as possible while it still makes sense. I’ll start.

“Now watch me whip”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9IiagqBBHs

I, Jellyforme, have been fortunate enough to claim the 1,000th post of this website. It is an honor and I would also like to thank the people who this would not be possible

without. @Almost for posting a good chunk of the posts here. @Scuzz and @Schamper for creating the website. @theDaftDev for shitposting and DDOSing. @Sly for not being a

manlet like @1UP. @GoaNY and @Lyeta for the music/games. But to the most important one of all, I would like to thank @Jellyforme. Without you, this wouldn’t have ever been

possible and I will always love you. You the real MVP.

Can’t wait for this and Jurassic World to come out

If I was a candy bar, I would be a cinnamon candy bar

I love you Scuzzy. You’re so funny

I got the 1,000th post on the site.

Where the Red Fern Grows (book and movie)
Dumbo
21 and 22 Jump Street

I can’t wait for Windows 10. It looks like it is going to be a great update to the Windows operating system.